Down the Rabbit Hole

Hello! And welcome to SHUT UP WE'RE AWESOME, which is a blog.

Basically what is going down here is the following: the Mad Hatter and I have been bffs since way back when--both literally and literarily--and from time to time (read: every day, all the time) we have opinions on things. What kind of things you ask? ALL KINDS AND THE BEST KINDS, respectively. In the past we've usually just shared these valuable insights with each other, but we feel that it is time to stop being selfish, and share the love which basically translates into YAY FOR YOU!

What can you expect from SUWA? Combine equal parts snipe and snark, a handful of awkward, a dash of ridiculous and a pinch of dork. Let steep until very strong, then drink. We'll probably be taking turns posting according to some system we have yet to work out but I don't have any idea what it what it will be. Honest truth: Hattie was all, wait until the blog is pretty to post anything, and I was all, yes, I will do that, so if I was being less liar-y right now and more designing-ery we would probably have a system in place. But in my defense sir, I'm at work where we don't have fancpancy design software, and I am bored, so that is my excuse; please don't make me sit in the corner.

If you're reading this right now, this whole post is probably moot, since you probably know us already and know how we roll. Which brings me to this: I will let you in on a little secret: March Hare is not my true, legal name: WHAT???

At this point you're probably saying to yourself, "I've been had! And I was really starting to become emotionally invested in our relationship, MH! HOW COULD YOU??? Are you building the foundation of our love on lies and trickery???" And to that loyal subjects I say, INDEED I AM. Because that is how we roll, which you should already know. (see above) But in order to keep the magic alive, we have to work together, so if you know us and/or have uncovered our mild-mannered alter egos, please refrain from using our names, addresses, social security numbers, or similar in the comments section, and I know we'll be together forever, baby.